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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1992 (22 years)
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About molliebug92 : I'm a mommy of 2 and FML is a way I keep myself from goin insane lol everyone else's lives are just as all over the place as mine!

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Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53534) - you deserved it (3904)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38734) - you deserved it (3285)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States



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