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Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
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I agree, your life sucks (19906) - you deserved it (1936)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

#19774183
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I agree, your life sucks (26844) - you deserved it (3390)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
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I agree, your life sucks (26617) - you deserved it (2742)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 2:45am - love - by DramaQueen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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