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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 98
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About mojita : I guess I'm Miss Piggy. And everybody loves moi.

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25463) - you deserved it (4182)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)



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