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Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

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116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

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115 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

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110 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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125 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

Today, I had to present a project for my science class. I began explaining my project; looking at all the bored people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness then caused me to laugh hysterically, causing my classmates to laugh. My teacher felt sorry for me and told me to sit down. FML



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