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mogan
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, Austrailia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 November 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 23499
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mogan : hi. i'm morgan. :] i love photoshop, my iMac, firefox, and ultimate frisbee. i want to be a high school teacher, and i am waay too sarcastic for my own good.

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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

#11991
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I agree, your life sucks (25284) - you deserved it (9907)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767
189 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
37 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26466) - you deserved it (1648)

On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
80 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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