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About mn_shr : I'm a 22 year old scorpio. Not that being a 22 year old scorpio means anything, but I enjoy astrology to the point that it's part of introducing myself now (lame, I know). I'm an aspiring film maker, majored in film and media and make short films/documentaries of my own. I'm also a huge literature buff, crazy about reading.
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Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML