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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3455
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About mn_shr : "And when your heart begins to bleed,

You're dead, and dead, and dead indeed."

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Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML


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On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML


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On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in seventeen magazine. They were in the "what not to wear" category. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by secenteenmagazine. - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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