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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (19941) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (38339)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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