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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 September 1992 (21 years)
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About mmmfunyons : hello :) im weird , random,,,& ADD perhaps? nahhh.
i love skateboarding and funyons and diet peach arizona iced tea....mmmmm
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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24190) - you deserved it (3103)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

#8508631
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6680) - you deserved it (31313)

On 02/21/2010 at 5:01am - love - by hoser - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

#8490990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (3397)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

#8490990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (3397)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10175) - you deserved it (35641)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30075) - you deserved it (8623)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6307) - you deserved it (47227)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)



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