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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 690
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mmmPoptarts : I'm 16. I live in Washington, the state. I teach snowboarding, play soccer and run crosscountry. I think that Grammar Nazis are little pricks. That's about all I feel like writing for internet people. I probably won't message if you send one to me, but go ahead and try.

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Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6396) - you deserved it (56376)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6396) - you deserved it (56376)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)



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