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mmaflake
  • Town/Country : Indy, USA
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Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

#20616571
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I agree, your life sucks (48585) - you deserved it (6595)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (6413) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/08/2013 at 9:13am - animals - by orely44 - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26487) - you deserved it (2769)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34666) - you deserved it (3776)

On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -



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