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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10638) - you deserved it (66454)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (56931)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27545) - you deserved it (10810)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112244) - you deserved it (15219)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55933) - you deserved it (12075)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22733) - you deserved it (6532)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

#13071256
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28377) - you deserved it (2844)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12338) - you deserved it (25862)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30954) - you deserved it (5724)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38151) - you deserved it (9320)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

#1018681
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14662) - you deserved it (124740)

On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
870 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58530) - you deserved it (620896)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32037) - you deserved it (3237)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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