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mk_03

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 April 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5125
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mk_03 : I thought my life was fucked. Apparently not (:

mk_03's page activity

Visits<b>UnluckyCarrot</b> - yesterday at 1:59am<b>IridianShadow</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:19pm<b>siyca</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:35pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:14pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:33pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Jose2018</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 4:25am<b>lathbry</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:44am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:22am<b>nwaugh72</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 3:20pm<b>CoolFootSnook</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:24am<b>Dphill21</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:31am<b>angiotensin</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 5:44am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 10:21am<b>Loving_Deception</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:22pm<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 6:26pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 10:58pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 1:12am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 6:22am<b>CoolFootSnook</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:24pm

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mk_03's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

by promdump / 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

by jacks_smirking_revenge / 03/06/2009 at 5:31pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

by bluedevil26 / 03/03/2009 at 11:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

by Stairway2Heaven / 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

by addictedtofml / 02/24/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

by scotto / 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 12:44am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

by dannij08 / 01/27/2009 at 11:47am / United States (California) / Money

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

by Perdedor / 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

by etsl / 10/26/2008 at 8:07am / Love

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

by RaYan / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Miscellaneous