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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mj4law : I'm 19 i love music, down to earth, and i live my life to the fullest. Send a private message if you wanna chat.

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Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38547) - you deserved it (7815)

On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70038) - you deserved it (8165)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)



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