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mizzdavis
  • Town/Country : Cleveland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1985 (28 years)
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Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11247) - you deserved it (49958)

On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)



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