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About miz66independent : Blah blah blah! I'm sarcastic and full of shit 90% of the time. The rest of the time I'm asleep.
I love animals, languages,culture and working out! Pretty much in that order.
My family has given me the title "The Bitch of the family." Although, still admit I am the funniest. I'm proud of my title so don't blame me for my rudeness.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Friday 22 May 2015