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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 768
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About miz66independent : Blah blah blah! I'm sarcastic and full of shit 90% of the time. The rest of the time I'm asleep.
I love animals, languages,culture and working out! Pretty much in that order.
My family has given me the title "The Bitch of the family." Although, still admit I am the funniest. I'm proud of my title so don't blame me for my rudeness.

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miz66independent's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

#16101857
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36640) - you deserved it (3155)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by Username -

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

#2931703
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9963) - you deserved it (81701)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11424) - you deserved it (53495)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77894) - you deserved it (8621)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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