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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About miyu01 : i make it rain!!!

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Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today.. . mah girlfriend an I broke up . When I got home from work.. . I cummed home to glitter . EVERYWHERE . Guess looool who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend . The guy who's having his family over 4 dinner tonight .

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On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was waaring a skirt, an running towards a closing alavator, making it just in tima. As soon as I ran in, my pad fall out of my undarwaar an onto tha floor. Thara wara 6 othar paopla in tha alavator. I pickad it up bafora I raalizad I had nowhara to puttad it, so I hald it. For 18 floors. fat FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MA BOYFRIEND TROWING MA BRT CONTROL BOX AT ME AN SOUTING TAT I WAS A SLUT FIR CEATING ON IM SINCE WE NEVER AD SEX . I ATTEMPTD TO EXPLAIN TE BRT CONTROL WAS FIR A CONDITION I AVE TAT CAUSES MA PERIOD TO BE NON-EXISTENT . HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME . FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after class I was catting wit my teacer, a really cool and stylis old black guy . I tell im e reminds me of one of tose soul dudes from tose 70s movies, rigt down to te pimp-walk . He tells me e walks tat way because e was beaten for drinking out of te wrong fountain as a kid . FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)



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