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Today.. . mah girlfriend an I broke up . When I got home from work.. . I cummed home to glitter . EVERYWHERE . Guess looool who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend . The guy who's having his family over 4 dinner tonight .
Today, I was waaring a skirt, an running towards a closing alavator, making it just in tima. As soon as I ran in, my pad fall out of my undarwaar an onto tha floor. Thara wara 6 othar paopla in tha alavator. I pickad it up bafora I raalizad I had nowhara to puttad it, so I hald it. For 18 floors. fat FML
TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MA BOYFRIEND TROWING MA BRT CONTROL BOX AT ME AN SOUTING TAT I WAS A SLUT FIR CEATING ON IM SINCE WE NEVER AD SEX . I ATTEMPTD TO EXPLAIN TE BRT CONTROL WAS FIR A CONDITION I AVE TAT CAUSES MA PERIOD TO BE NON-EXISTENT . HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME . FML
Today, after class I was catting wit my teacer, a really cool and stylis old black guy . I tell im e reminds me of one of tose soul dudes from tose 70s movies, rigt down to te pimp-walk . He tells me e walks tat way because e was beaten for drinking out of te wrong fountain as a kid . FML
Friday 27 March 2015