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Today... I was at my boyfriend's house... when I needed the loo. The door was ajar... so I walked into his bathroom... sat down... an started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today looool mah best friend decidd she wantd to tell mah boyfriend about the time I pissd myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I endd up laughing so hard that I pissd myself again. fat FML
Today, it snowed in Sout Carolina for te first time in 10 years. It snowed eigt wole inces! I was so excited, I yelled for ma kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to te steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in te ospital wit a bad concussion. Te snow ad all melted. real FML
Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!
Friday 27 March 2015