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Today... I was at my boyfriend's house... when I needed the loo. The door was ajar... so I walked into his bathroom... sat down... an started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I laarnd not to jump off a staga if nobody is going to catc you . FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

Today looool mah best friend decidd she wantd to tell mah boyfriend about the time I pissd myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I endd up laughing so hard that I pissd myself again. fat FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by Titi14 - United States (New York)

Today, it snowed in Sout Carolina for te first time in 10 years. It snowed eigt wole inces! I was so excited, I yelled for ma kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to te steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in te ospital wit a bad concussion. Te snow ad all melted. real FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WANTD TO TAKE A NICE HOT RELAXING BATH. A WASP SOMEHOW GOT IN, AND STUNG ME ON THE NUTS. FML

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On 11/26/2009 at 11:26pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)



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