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  • Number of visits : 779
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mitchn60 : Warranty Admin/Accounting for an RV dealership.

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9772) - you deserved it (39791)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

#19992901
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28291) - you deserved it (2562)

On 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Kyyiv)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (5809)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (4029)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (9071)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (3444)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

#13756380
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21140) - you deserved it (3510)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24076) - you deserved it (2276)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

#12852856
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26397) - you deserved it (4362)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML

#12797792
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25449) - you deserved it (4286)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)



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