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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Kebabjoon / 04/29/2011 at 7:36am / Spain / Work
by computerguy / 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Geek
Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
by jadehin / 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2010 at 10:41am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML
by Matt / 08/29/2010 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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