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Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 5:53am - love - by Mrs.Slyfox (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
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