Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mistercrow

Search for a member

mistercrow
  • Town/Country : surrey, canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mistercrow : Hi my name is MisterCrow it's not my real name obviously but I maybe I don't wanna say my real name ya know ;p yeah so I really like crows, Crows are awesome of all birds and I believe they are my spirit animal becuase I swear to god I'm obsessed with these guys and yeah I hope to have one as a friend one day although I consider them my friends the feeling isn't mutual yet anyways peace out and thanks for stalking me (: give me a Caw(l) sometime. JOKEZZ xD ( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>

mistercrow's last visitors

brooke_lalainesporetasticKatlynBrookeSockturtlefallen_deathPaigeLeeAnn11chargers2588l23VIVE

mistercrow's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of mistercrow's badges

mistercrow's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

#20463998
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14505) - you deserved it (18912)

On 01/17/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by goodlord12 (man) - United States (Missouri)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: