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by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 12:07am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by silencio / 05/24/2012 at 6:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by anonymous22kittylicklick / 08/20/2011 at 12:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML
by fuckthat / 02/18/2009 at 12:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I… Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot… Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away.…