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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 November 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2705
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was aating lunch nakd at mah homa watching porn on tha big scraan. I haard tha garaga door opaning maaning mah roommata was coming homa. In mah hasta to gat drassd, I fall back in tha barstool I was sitting in and knockd mysalf out. I woka up still nakd and with lattuca all ovar ma. fat FML

#278861
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On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I decided to call mah wife while she was having a private lunch with mah parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through mah fantasy , she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

#273030
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I agree, your life sucks (30080) - you deserved it (65717)

On 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by SoggyPancakes (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today mah boyfriend and I decided to have our frst "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions and hooked up mah cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bought a parakeet 4 my kids. When I got home an presented it to looool them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows an doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
108 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, The Cute Boy In Mah Biology Class I Had Been Crushing On Invitd Me Over To Study 4 A Huge Test. Once I Got To His House, I Really Had To Use The Bathroom. I Endd Ending Up Taking A Huge Dump An Clogging Up His Toilet. He Had To Come Plunge It 4 Me. FML

#261901
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70540) - you deserved it (21956)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by musicaddict (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WENT ON A RUN WITH THIS CUTE GUY I KNOW. I WAS SWEATING UNTRACTIVELY AN PROFUSELY SO I DECIDED TO DISCRETLY GRAB A LEAF FROM A TREE AN WIPE MY FACE WITH IT. A BRD HAD DONE THE SAME WITH HIS ASS FEW MINUTES AGO. FML

#261898
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (29097)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)



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