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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 December 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML


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