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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by onehitwonder -
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -
Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Idiots (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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