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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3845
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About misslysiak : I am a huge marvel fan. I am a female and have actually read a lot of the old comics, so I think that I can say that I am a proper fan. I hate people that are like "DC sucks. Marvel is the best", but when you ask them how many movies they've seen and how many comics they've read they will say "Well, I've seen the Avengers and thats it". Seriously, you are not a fan if you've seen one movie. Sorry if I bored you jut than, I have been wanting to say that for a while.

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misslysiak's favorite FMLs

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35701) - you deserved it (5274)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32467) - you deserved it (2517)

On 12/09/2014 at 12:45am - misc - by mn167109 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31816) - you deserved it (9082)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50052) - you deserved it (7119)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42714) - you deserved it (7095)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML


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On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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