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Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55156) - you deserved it (12809)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58862) - you deserved it (6104) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56160) - you deserved it (4679)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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