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misskity6
  • Town/Country : Boca, Us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1983 (30 years)
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  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23639) - you deserved it (5114)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12673) - you deserved it (24774)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:10am - love - by JCruz411 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12673) - you deserved it (24774)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:10am - love - by JCruz411 - Sent from mobile version



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