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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
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On 06/13/2010 at 10:36am - misc - by Cat (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)
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