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About missile : message me if u wanna talk cuz i aint got no friends...well i got some......but some of them are a holes hahaha..,.umm ilke to do crazy things but know when to stop soo i guess you can call me responsible....maybe??? ohh yea wanna know more???njust ask im an easy going guy. one more thing you (sorry :) ) you should holla at my bro Killa_Comin best friend on FML!! hahahaha :) And in real life ;)
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Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
Monday 1 September 2014