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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1623
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missile : message me if u wanna talk cuz i aint got no friends...well i got some......but some of them are a holes hahaha..,.umm ilke to do crazy things but know when to stop soo i guess you can call me responsible....maybe??? ohh yea wanna know more???njust ask im an easy going guy. one more thing you (sorry :) ) you should holla at my bro Killa_Comin best friend on FML!! hahahaha :) And in real life ;)

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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42604) - you deserved it (7873)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35496) - you deserved it (4295)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

#14755062
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (8133)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52017) - you deserved it (4277)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML

#14752507
248 comments

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (103879)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

#14742129
161 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36828) - you deserved it (8158)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

#14740890
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (2857)

On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML

#14738891
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27866) - you deserved it (3119)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by kittyd (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
126 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35556) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

#14395971
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20018) - you deserved it (6830)

On 12/30/2010 at 1:21pm - misc - by glam300 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)



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