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missbrizee
  • Town/Country : Indiana
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missbrizee : Hi! name is Bri but my friends call me Brizee cause I'm quick. I'm really short 5"1 but its okay cause i get piggyback rides o; so funn. I like pandas cause they aren't racist. I can't take anything seriously unless it's really serious. I laugh almost at everything and I don't get mad long depending on the situation of course.
I like to dye my hair and have piercings. At this moment my hair is a hot pink.
I have my tongue, belly button, and hips pierced. I also have 8 total piercings on both my ears.

Bands I Like:
•Black Veil Brides
•Breathe Carolina
•Hollywood Undead
•ETC

Okaii that's it I guess o: BAII BAII!!!!! cx

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Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42268) - you deserved it (3420)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33040) - you deserved it (21157) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

#2111362
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8942) - you deserved it (52318)

On 05/20/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by fihifgni210 - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (45060)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)



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