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About miss_lovely22 : KASEY WARREN is my name..& i'm grrrreat like frosted flakes (:
if you already know me, then lucky you.
if not, then you are most certainly missin out.
▼here's some random facts that might help▼ ;)
i'm so easy goin it's insane.
i wear a kickass pair of DC shoes (:
i lovelovelove supercross & motocross, always have & always will.
i have a selective memory, which is good & bad at the same time.
people that appreciate sumthin good when they have it are astounding.
i have blonde moments, but i'm not an idiot.
i can't stand it when sumone complicates the simplest things.
i am 99.9% of the time allllways happy, so don't be hateful to me.
i drive a car that looks kool, *from a distance* lol. -- seriously tho.
mountain dew = best caffeinated drink ever.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our 1 year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML
Friday 24 October 2014