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by Sean / 10/27/2010 at 6:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 10/18/2010 at 11:52am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
by Joplin / 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
by Sicko / 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm / Intimacy
by TextsAlot / 08/26/2010 at 12:08am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by thatsucks4u / 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
by Angelofkarma / 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Oblivious / 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm / Kuwait / Love
by Fitz / 05/05/2009 at 8:22am / United States (New York) / Money
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
by Sad / 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
- Today, I had the great honor of having hit a curb hard in the car I just bought. It not only blew… Today, i made a new "friend". he has been following me around making sexual jokes and making creepy… Today, I forgot to pack my lunch for work, so I decided to go to the vending machine and just get a…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…