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Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 6:04am - misc - by Sean - United States (Florida)
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my fiancé proposed to me. I was really excited until he asked, "Can we go halfsies on the ring?" FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 1:28am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version
Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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