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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Capteen (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by BrokenBabe (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)
Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States
Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 6:04am - misc - by Sean - United States (Florida)
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