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miss_amphetamine
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 390
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About miss_amphetamine : Today, it's 8:00 am and I'm still awake reading FML. FML

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Visits<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:01am<b>Waliuigi</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:50pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:42pm<b>offdaily</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 1:44am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:09am<b>chandler88</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 8:26am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:27am<b>kidinkbaby</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:06am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:25pm<b>xsxx</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:46pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:11am<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:02am<b>WolfAvenge</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:40pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:44am<b>Mikey1016</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:05am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 11:04am<b>A07</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 7:08am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 1:01pm

Fucked!<b>Waliuigi</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:50am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:09am<b>A07</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:09pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:43pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:13pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:59am<b>NoName011</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:28pm<b>splathead</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:35pm<b>tchopper1969</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:33am<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:21pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:25am<b>newzealand</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:31am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:46pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:36am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:23pm<b>WhyTry2015</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:06am<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 4:03pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 10:09pm

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