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miss_amphetamine
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 533
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About miss_amphetamine : Today, it's 8:00 am and I'm still awake reading FML. FML

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Visits<b>Tantive_6</b> - 6 hours ago<b>sarcasticjane</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 5:12pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:29pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:22pm<b>Tommy214</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:07am<b>airassault</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 4:41pm<b>CodyBell</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 1:00pm<b>PacoGumm</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 9:13pm<b>JonathanV123</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:15am<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 8:41am<b>BstMode</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 3:13am<b>Jowisee</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 2:55am<b>AK_rockNrolla</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:24am<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:56pm<b>jagdeep</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:41pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:25pm<b>itsmediduno</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Infamous278</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:01pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:29am<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 2:43pm<b>BstMode</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 9:10am<b>AK_rockNrolla</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 7:25am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 5:25am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 3:13am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 4:25am<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Waliuigi</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:50am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:09am<b>A07</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:09pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:43pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:13pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:59am<b>NoName011</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:28pm<b>splathead</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:35pm<b>tchopper1969</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:33am<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:21pm

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