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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About miss_amphetamine : Today, it's 8:00 am and I'm still awake reading FML. FML

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