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miss_amphetamine

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miss_amphetamine
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About miss_amphetamine : Today, it's 8:00 am and I'm still awake reading FML. FML

miss_amphetamine's page activity

Visits<b>the_rude_dude</b> - 24 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 9:31pm<b>python199</b> - yesterday at 9:12pm<b>dasvdub</b> - yesterday at 8:27pm<b>stark_fear</b> - yesterday at 5:22am<b>dawood_k</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:39am<b>tbro47</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:14am<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:13am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:08pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 5:20pm<b>iPixelCheese</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:18am<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:04am<b>SirRipsABong420</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:24am<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:26am<b>juice_33</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:53am<b>grayguysarehot</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:53pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:22am<b>valsan</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:51am

Fucked!<b>tchopper1969</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:33am<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:21pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:25am<b>newzealand</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:31am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:46pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:36am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:23pm<b>WhyTry2015</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:06am<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 4:03pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 10:09pm<b>danm_1</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 10:01pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:43pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:29pm<b>dawood_k</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 9:45am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:59pm<b>tbro47</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 11:45pm<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:01pm

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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