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missKayOhh
  • Town/Country : Wellington
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 March 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About missKayOhh : I should be studying.

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Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9975) - you deserved it (44954)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here". She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51477) - you deserved it (4264)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (23186) - you deserved it (2146)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)