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misfitSuperStar
  • Town/Country : WV, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 July 1976 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About misfitSuperStar : I'm losing my eyesight from a rare genetic eye disease. FML helps me to laugh and smile daily. :)

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Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31685) - you deserved it (4014)

On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39213) - you deserved it (11945)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



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