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miserypoison
  • Town/Country : Realms of the deluded, Elliptical Galaxy
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  • Number of visits : 879
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 44 posted

About miserypoison : Cynical, conceited, egotistical, unconventional and eccentric.

I'm currently studying psychology.
I've been viewing FML for nearly 2 years now and it certainly is a getaway type of thing. Especially when you realize that your day wasn't as crappy as the FMLer. xD

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Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23562) - you deserved it (3729)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:54am - misc - by Adam -

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19240) - you deserved it (14354)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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