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Today my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge!! I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire!! FML

#17326829
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28098) - you deserved it (5203)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39272) - you deserved it (9970)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I REALIZED THE ONLY REASON MAH BOYFRIEND IS DATING ME IS BECAUSE HE HAS A PIMPLE FETISH . FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39745) - you deserved it (4900)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was riding on bike when I saw a homeles guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked bike. FML

#17236134
125 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)

Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opend up the blinds an lookd out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground an sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I found out mah boyfriend has checkd every girl he has ever slept with for looool 'vagina teeth' . I'm apparently no exception . FML

#17184971
380 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Yesterday I Slippd And Fell In Mud While Running From The Car To Inside To Avoid Getting Wet In A Torrential Downpour. I Was Running From The Limo, In My Wedding Dress, To The Church 4 My Wedding. FML

#17184775
229 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely ate bieng tickld. He got extremely pissd at me an left te room. It took me a full five minutes to realize tat I'd calld im by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

today wa found outhy wa wara gatting notas on our looool door talling us to "mova out or alsa." As my mom works 4 tha govarnmant and wa hava a diract-TV dish on our roof, our naighbor thinks wa wara sant to listan to his phona calls and raad his mind. Wa wara hara bafora ha was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today , I forcd myself into work with severe laryngitis . Normally this wouldn't be an issue , except I work at candy an ice cream store at a major tourist destination . For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults an screaming , bratty kids by miming an using a dry erase board . FML

#17152929
100 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstair into mah air-conditiond room to cool off. Apparently, mah mom walkd past mah room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had mah dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

#17022194
111 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after bieng constipatd fir two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179
180 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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