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About miserypoison : If you can't laugh at yourself then I will gladly do it for you!

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Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

#17948621
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20529) - you deserved it (4189)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:13am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34661) - you deserved it (5729)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10917) - you deserved it (35328)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29701) - you deserved it (2180)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32617) - you deserved it (4481)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (11181)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (2171)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16503) - you deserved it (50956)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37689) - you deserved it (2344)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11901) - you deserved it (31021)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

#17843474
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27915) - you deserved it (4292)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16506) - you deserved it (27144)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34294) - you deserved it (4806)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML

#17725574
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22110) - you deserved it (2516)

On 09/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by silent one - United States



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