About miserypoison : Cynical, conceited, egotistical, unconventional and eccentric.
I'm currently studying psychology.
I've been viewing FML for nearly 2 years now and it certainly is a getaway type of thing. Especially when you realize that your day wasn't as crappy as the FMLer. xD
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Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 1:32am - health - by loveurlifejk - United States
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he finished all of them cheered. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:38am - love - by 50love - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he finished all of them cheered. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:38am - love - by 50love - United States
Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States
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