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About miserypoison : Cynical, conceited, egotistical, unconventional and eccentric.
I'm currently studying psychology.
I've been viewing FML for nearly 2 years now and it certainly is a getaway type of thing. Especially when you realize that your day wasn't as crappy as the FMLer. xD
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Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML