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Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
by fuq / 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
by savanna / 05/03/2012 at 12:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
by Kayla / 04/12/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by kellie1115 / 04/10/2012 at 12:41am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by Not_High / 03/23/2012 at 2:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Love
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by nothowtheydoitinalabama / 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, while babysitting, one of the boys fell on an exposed pipe and broke it. It spewed water five feet into the air, spread water across four rooms, and completely soaked another of the boys. Their parents had only left fifteen minutes before. FML
by CamoElla / 02/19/2012 at 12:49am / United States / Kids
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML
by scared for life / 01/29/2012 at 11:23am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by sharky / 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis… Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,… Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to…