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Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 9:06pm - misc - by Diana (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 5:49am - work - by wils (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version
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