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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 458
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mirokuboy2 : Pretty chill person once you get to know me. I'm into lacrosse, airsoft, and xbox with friends.

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mirokuboy2's favorite FMLs

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

#20480710
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (3459)

On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

#20447496
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35863) - you deserved it (5177)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

#20009342
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5842) - you deserved it (43951)

On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

#19917515
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13160) - you deserved it (24689)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML

#19650597
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (1905)

On 05/20/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26108) - you deserved it (12721)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40072) - you deserved it (6861)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21997) - you deserved it (6576)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23165) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24773) - you deserved it (5291)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29983) - you deserved it (5860)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47380) - you deserved it (7311)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (1745)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48187) - you deserved it (7818)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17849) - you deserved it (39053)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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