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mirix
  • Town/Country : Alexandria, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1177
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About mirix : Hm, I'm a ninth grader going to TJHSST. I absolutely love basketball and ping pong :P

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59551) - you deserved it (12166)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

#3894865
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43872) - you deserved it (2114)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on my testicles. I enjoyed it for a few seconds, then threw off the covers. Looks like there have been cockroaches in my bed. FML

#3852842
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46240) - you deserved it (8552)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by fartypeepee (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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650 comments

I agree, your life sucks (649447) - you deserved it (11924)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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