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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 940
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30650) - you deserved it (8938)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30434) - you deserved it (2882)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

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