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  • Town/Country : Lexington, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24400) - you deserved it (6711)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (2204)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (199149) - you deserved it (58824)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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