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  • Town/Country : kitchener, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1985 (27 years)
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170872) - you deserved it (52081)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17394) - you deserved it (1256)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version



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