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Today... mah managar bailad on ma during tha aftarnoon rush; swampad an distractad... I cut off tha pad of mah thumb in a chaasa slicar. Soma clinic hours latar I raturnad... hungry an sick with blood loss... to sign WC papars. Managar's only words: "You'ra staying lata to covar yur long braak... right?" FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 12:53am - work - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parkd on the side of the road to assist her. I calld an ambulance an stayd with her until they cummd to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returnd to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. real FML

#1537905
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On 05/01/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by Flipside (man) - United States (Virginia)

I found out I have a restraining order against me from ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much an it is considerd stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, an MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

#1445929
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On 04/29/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by kattydoo07 - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at Wendy's my boss approachd me and told me the District Manager wantd to talk to me. I had been given a substantial raise the day before so I thought he was going to promote me to manager. Wrong, he told me I was bieng frd fir eating a 99 cent cheeseburger. FML

Today , mah boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute an I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with , ( Okay but please don't stretch this one. ) FML

#1387702
165 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my mom's brthday. I decided to get her a Willow Tree statue of a woman fary holding a heart. After dinner, I presented my gift. My mother asked me how much it was. I replied, $30. She threw me a drty look, shoved the present in my drection, and told me to return it. FML

#1377457
159 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by BbyDelight (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I brought my looool dog to the vet for a routine surgery. The vets assured me that no dog had ever died during this procedure. Apparently my dog was the first. FML

#1188272
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On 04/21/2009 at 9:48am - animals - by lylethomes15 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, mah husband and I were talking about names 4 our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah husband and I were talking about names 4 our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
653 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today mah mother called me downstairs to give mehat I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down holds mah hands an with the gentlest most motherly expression on her face tells me "Honey if u ever come home pregnant I'll kill u an the baby." FML

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to mah sons 3rd grade class . Tomorrow mah son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him . That won't be happening because Hoppers hoppd out mah 5th story window . FML

#1091481
231 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at the daycare center that I volunteer at, a 5 year old boy askd me "What do u dohen u really want something?" . I told him to try his best to get it and give it his best . He endd up stealing from the donation box andhen he was caught he said that I told him to do it .

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40 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:51pm - kids - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

todayhile standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wereing the same shrt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wereing that shrt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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104 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on mah ankle. As I cross mah legs to look at mah notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

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155 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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