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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
by Busted / 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Pissed / 10/21/2009 at 6:05am / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
by anonymous / 10/19/2009 at 3:16pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by booste / 10/18/2009 at 12:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
by tooflufoschool / 10/14/2009 at 9:00am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML
by musicalkitcat / 10/05/2009 at 11:45am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2009 at 10:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by jentown11 / 09/28/2009 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML
by busted / 09/25/2009 at 4:24pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by BOOMerang / 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2009 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…