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Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19089) - you deserved it (1641)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
31 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
32 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
363 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
363 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

#403
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On 11/28/2008 at 12:35am - work - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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