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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1608
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mimi_animee : William Haynes is my spirit animal

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mimi_animee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40297) - you deserved it (4925)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44820) - you deserved it (3343)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML


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On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (20675)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39226) - you deserved it (4828)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28925) - you deserved it (8315)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40804) - you deserved it (7522)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML


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On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56545) - you deserved it (6420)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63355) - you deserved it (6712)

On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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